FACTS AND STATISTICS

For this i collected phobias that people have, worked out the likely-ness of it happening and also compared it to something totally unrelated (you are 13x more likely to have a vending machine fall on you, than a dead body)

(women rub approximatly 6lb of fish into their face via lipstick in their lifetime)

this ones my faverout:) ...damn that spam! (every 2minutes someone is diagnosed with having cancer... every 2 minutes 30 cans of spam are opened)

(89 peoples daily poo is equal to the average number of sesame seeds on a mcdonalds "big mac" bun)

(during the vietnam war, the percentage of people buried alive is equal to the amount of seconds between a can of spam being opened)

(the number of sesame seeds on a mcdonalds "big mac" bun, is equal to the total amount of venamous spiders in the world whos fangs can actually penetrate human skin. 178)

(the amount of calories in 2 packets of walkers salt and vinegar "french fries", is the same as the total amount of different cancers an individual is able to catch)

(you are more likely to get your ears ripped off than be eaten by worms, as it only takes 7lb's of pressure)