For this i collected phobias that people have, worked out the likely-ness of it happening and also compared it to something totally unrelated
(you are 13x more likely to have a vending machine fall on you, than a dead body)(women rub approximatly 6lb of fish into their face via lipstick in their lifetime)
this ones my faverout:) ...damn that spam!
(every 2minutes someone is diagnosed with having cancer... every 2 minutes 30 cans of spam are opened)
(89 peoples daily poo is equal to the average number of sesame seeds on a mcdonalds "big mac" bun) (you are more likely to get your ears ripped off than be eaten by worms, as it only takes 7lb's of pressure)