HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY, AND 100% OF THE TIME, GUARENTEE A HIDING PLACE

I drew these images, and scanned them into the computer to assemble as a poster. They are simple instructions for blending into your surroundings, but really stupid 'objects' to blend into:




A house

So, you get some bricks...

And decorate yourself!
A tree

Find some twigs..

And stand like a tree

To look like a rubbish bin

Get some rubbish..

And be LIKE the bin

A dog

Find a bone..

And act like a dog

... my faverout! A frisby?

Just grab that cricket bat, which just-so-happens to be next to you...

And break your legs!

.... Trust me, these work:)

almost all of them tested!

FACTS AND STATISTICS

For this i collected phobias that people have, worked out the likely-ness of it happening and also compared it to something totally unrelated (you are 13x more likely to have a vending machine fall on you, than a dead body)

(women rub approximatly 6lb of fish into their face via lipstick in their lifetime)

this ones my faverout:) ...damn that spam! (every 2minutes someone is diagnosed with having cancer... every 2 minutes 30 cans of spam are opened)

(89 peoples daily poo is equal to the average number of sesame seeds on a mcdonalds "big mac" bun)

(during the vietnam war, the percentage of people buried alive is equal to the amount of seconds between a can of spam being opened)

(the number of sesame seeds on a mcdonalds "big mac" bun, is equal to the total amount of venamous spiders in the world whos fangs can actually penetrate human skin. 178)

(the amount of calories in 2 packets of walkers salt and vinegar "french fries", is the same as the total amount of different cancers an individual is able to catch)

(you are more likely to get your ears ripped off than be eaten by worms, as it only takes 7lb's of pressure)

BERLIN PROJECT

I did this after coming back from Berlin. There was graffiti EVERYWHERE, it was ace! AND its allowed over there, not just kids trying to get asbos:)
I went for a black/white/red colour scheme, fairly urban in influance (i took loads of photos:)) the text behind is about freedom, as i saw Berlin as really free place -especially after the Berlin wall has been ripped down now.

FLICK BOOK

making a flick book through basic animation. I dressed up as a bird, layed an egg, and hatched my dog:) i love having cardbored wings and a cone face!

the book i made for the "birthing" of my sprog

aaaaaaaand a box for the book!

YOU AS A CHARACTOR

the title for this was "you as a charactor" so this should be me but i based it more on people in general; lack of legs as people these days are lazy, cyber'ish as people these days act like robots e.t.c. it reminds me of a whale with massive gnashers:)

UGLY DUCKLING PROJECT

for this project, i had to turn the mundane into something intresting so i decided to draw on the roads near where i live, make them more colourful and exciting as they are usually a really crap grey. i started off by taking loads of photos of everything grey, but the road seemed the best option! For futur referance, 4am is a terrible time to get up! But it was there alllll day -untill it started raining. almost finished!

cars and bikes and walkers went over it all day, this image reminds me of that itv advert:D