HOW TO OVERCOME THE BOUNDARIES, AND RE-INTRODUCE ZOMBIES INTO OUR EVERYDAY SOCIETY

I scanned theses images imto the computer as well, also to put together as a poster. The idea behind this, is if we were to introduce zombies into our human-riddled society, we would need to teach them our shit human-riddled values, and the ways of society. So this is a basic lesson of how to be a human!



Number one, smiling. Everyone likes to smile. Yes, even you mr. Zombie!

And if you dont want to smile, ill find some pegs...

And MAKE you smile!

Lesson number 2, food. Its is well known, how alllllll people eat McDonalds.. Which means brains are a nono!

I said NONO!

And eat that burger while your at it!

Lesson 3, smoking. Everyone knows, that everyone smokes..

Which now means you do too!

REGARDLESS of the consequences

Lesson 4. We are sheltered creatures, at the first sign of sun, we wap out our shades and soak it up!

So either you come outside, or ill make you:)

..Erm, shit. Moving on!

Lesson number 5. There is absolutly no unemployment at all in society, so you cannot be excused

My, you look like a dashing fellow in that uniform!

Ok, maybe that was a step too far?

HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY, AND 100% OF THE TIME, GUARENTEE A HIDING PLACE

I drew these images, and scanned them into the computer to assemble as a poster. They are simple instructions for blending into your surroundings, but really stupid 'objects' to blend into:




A house

So, you get some bricks...

And decorate yourself!
A tree

Find some twigs..

And stand like a tree

To look like a rubbish bin

Get some rubbish..

And be LIKE the bin

A dog

Find a bone..

And act like a dog

... my faverout! A frisby?

Just grab that cricket bat, which just-so-happens to be next to you...

And break your legs!

.... Trust me, these work:)

almost all of them tested!